I Have A Confession

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dWQIQNo5wUY/TrcJvt1E6fI/AAAAAAAAA-c/gD5wvtI5bCE/s1600/DSCN1253.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dWQIQNo5wUY/TrcJvt1E6fI/AAAAAAAAA-c/gD5wvtI5bCE/s320/DSCN1253.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">I'm not really loving my house and home right now. Nope! Not really. Maybe that's why there has been a lack of posting on my part and my crazy work schedule, stolen computer, and extreme temperatures might have a lil bit to do with it.</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">The reality is I have moved into the neighborhood from hell!!! There's no other way to put it. Now I know why the lady who lived in my house before I did married the man across the street and high tailed it out of there. Yeppers!!! Then my next door neighbor died of heat exhaustion about three weeks ago. Even he was sick of it.</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Now every night has been awful. I get this knot in my stomach everytime I leave work. Now I figure I can continue to be sickened by this or I can have a sense of humor. For now I am going to determine to have a sense of humor.</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">You Might Live In My Neighborhood if.....</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">1. You have way more cars than you do drivers.</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">2. You use the city trash cans to support your car since the wheels are off. (This is for real.)</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">3. You run a generator when you have electricity. ( I still haven't figured this one out!)</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">4. You have 10 cars and your lucky if 1 runs.</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">5. You keep taking your dogs to the pound because your not sure if you can pay the rent.</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">6. Your dogs think the front yard is the backyard and the backyard is the front.</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">7. What's A Fence???</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">8. You lock your kids out of the house so you can sleep for 5 hours and hope your neighbor will feed them so you can blow your grocery budget on beer and cigarettes.</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">9. Your so drunk you don't even realize your hanging out with the neighborhood peeping tom.</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">10.You can't decide who is worse. The neighbor lady who was convicted of felony assault or the convicted bank robber.</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">11.The only person who wants to hear you talk is the Mormon couple across the street and that's because they want to convert you.</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">12.You like the Mormon couple because they get the missionaries to mow their lawn for free and your starting to think it's a good idea.</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">13.You turn on your attic fan and crack the windows when you leave the house and come home and it smells like pot and your neighbors husband comes over yelling at you for mentioning it to his wife.</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Now ladies and gentlemans this is just a taste of the things I have learned in the last several months. Never, ever, ever, rent a house for a year in a neighborhood covered in snow and ice and Christmas decorations and for one moment think it's normal.</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">I'll give you another update soon and post the parade pictures.</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Hope You Get A Good Laugh,</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Valerie</span></div>

I Have A Confession

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